So it’s finally summer and for Memorial Day weekend my friends and I went to Central Park to celebrate with mini wine boxes, italian grinders, frisbees and what’s that? Ohp!! Uh oh, my dong is out!!! I think this should be the cover of my new album, titled “Uh Oh! My Dong is Out!”
Here come the disclaimers –
1. To my Mom – please press the little red x in the top right corner of your screen before you see something you’ll be ashamed of – as usual.
2. To my manager – Don’t be mad.
3. To all the stupid people – That’s not a real dong.
4. To all the dong lovers – it’s real.
5. To the troops – Happy Memorial Day?