To contact Shayna:
shaynaferm[at]gmail.com
www.myspace.com/shayferm
Shayna grew up in Parker, Colorado where she never learned to snowboard. She moved to Chicago at the ripe age of 17 to attend The Theatre School at DePaul University and promptly lost her virginity. After graduating with a valuable BFA degree in Acting, she did theatre in Chicago until a play she was in at The Goodman was picked up by Manhattan Theatre Club, moving Shayna to NYC. After her career peaked at age 23, Shayna created her sketch comedy group, FEARSOME and tapped into her comedy and song writing skills. She went solo with her music after much pressure from her parents to be a starving, backroom bar performer who’s dirty sensibilities might kill her chance for that big break, and has been performing all over the NY alternative comedy scene ever since. With a flair for the inappropriate and a rack like a ten year old boy, Shayna’s music will soften your heart and harden your penis.
8 Comments
June 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Cool website and nice last name
June 16, 2007 at 4:25 am
hello, odd thing that I came across something involving you. I was looking up ventriloquism (not the cooooolest thing in the world but hey at least when you’re bored you can practice talking to yourself and it’s okay…like Christians) okay anyway. Came across your Dummyless Ventriloquist song. WOOT! you go girl! tear that shit up! okay, done. good luck with whatever, toodles.
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July 5, 2007 at 4:59 pm
come on me. come on me. come on shayna. while looking on youtube for guitar songs your puppet song came up and i also had a look at the come on me video. lyrics of an angel. may sound stupid yet still. you are amazing. p.s. i’ll cum on you
July 13, 2007 at 4:37 am
4 (And One-Half) Great Things About Shayna Ferm:
1. She would never, never put America’s troops in harms way. Unless, of course, she had a really, really good reason. Or she was having a bad day and decided she had to lie to the American people about Mark and Milky (yes, the commenters above are the illegitimate sons of Saddam Hussein) having weapons of mass destruction under their beds. And yes, by weapons of mass destruction, I do mean old copies of Penthouse magazine.
2. Shayna cares about the environment. She really does. She would run over a small child if she saw he was about to place plastic in the bin where the paper goes. (I know this because I am that small child. Thank you, Shayna. Thank you for teaching me right from wrong, and the difference between the dark blue recycling bin from that not-so dark blue recycling bin.)
3. Sorry, sorry. I got nothing for number three. But, oh snap! Go right ahead and skip to number four! Yes, that more than makes up for the lack of a third great thing about Shayna.
4. Shayna would give you the shirt right off her back. That is, if she were wearing a shirt under that and she was feeling a bit warm. And yes, she would charge you a rental fee and you would have to sign a 30-page binding contract that would force you to write what a great person Shayna is, how much she supports the troops, cares about the environment and would even give you the shirt off her back. So sweet!
5. Shayna is a truly hilarious, brilliant comedian. (And, no, this is not the most sarcastic post in the world. I mean it. Thanks so much, Shayna!)
September 18, 2007 at 8:32 pm
You are purty.
July 4, 2008 at 4:10 am
hey i just seen you on The World Stands Up in britain.
You going to be doing anything in the UK anytime soon?
You are a great alternative comic. You and Stephen Lynch are great.
July 9, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I don’t remember how many links got me to your YouTube videos but I watched them all and my sides hurt from laughing. Any chance you will tour outside NYC? We need your humor out here in the midwest. Oh… now I remember… ComedySmack… comedysmack.com.
May 31, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Yo! The album is hilarious. Fun seeing ya at the Yellow book shoot, hope it went well! -Ryan